Darren Welsh

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Born 9 months from October 29, 1962 in Cuba, he was smuggled into the USA in a shoe polish jar.

Orphaned at 6, he worked his way up in the brokerage starting as a toilet cleaner until his big break came and he located a deceased young man’s transcripts from college and hermit crabbed into law school under the assumed name of Darren Welsh thereby dropping Jose McGillicutty and rejoined the brokerage as General Counsel.